Exciting New Stories
The Avalanche Press Fiction Library
For years, we’ve told stories through our games. We even call it the story-arc format. So it’s only natural that we skip the game part and get right to the story, with our new line of exciting fiction. Science fiction, historical romance, cloak-and-dagger noir. We have the exciting stories you crave!
We’ve engaged the finest authors, because we know you want the very best. Our first four titles are ready for you right now, so place your orders today.
FurSpace, Volume One:
Equine Heroes of the Void
By Röland R. Mölder
 It’s a tale from space, a space you have never seen before: the heirs of this universe are anthropomorphic equines. Their fleets of powerful spaceships rule the galaxies, battling their ancient enemies, the Elephant People.
This is an exciting new series of epic space novels, from the master of deep-space entertainment, visual imagery, game design, and the culinary arts: Röland R. Mölder.
Commander Snowball, chief engineer of the Equine Empire Battle Cruiser Lollipop, slammed both of his hooves on Captain Dusty’s command console.
“I’m telling you, Captain, the engines can’t be repaired. If we go into hyperspace, we’ll never come back.”
“The Great Ego, our lord and master, has commanded this star voyage.”
“I revere the Great Ego, Captain, as do all of our people. But he will have one less battle cruiser if we proceed.”
“One moment, chief,” the captain turned away. “Cadet Sunshine! Stop cribbing on the communications array!”
He turned his massive head back to the chief engineer.
“Now, chief, why can’t your team repair the engines, as the Great Ego commands?”
“Because we’re anthropomorphic horse-human hybrids! We don’t have opposable thumbs!”
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Burning Lust
Her Secret Passions Ignited the World
By Sandra Soloden
 She’d thought that no one knew. She’d thought her secrets safe, committed to paper, to paper that no one would ever read. No one but her lover, Bart. But then Bart died, died in a mysterious accident, and she had just 24 hours to retrieve and burn her letters before they set the world on fire . . .
Trisha breathed deeply, stilling her mind but causing her breasts to heave against their tight constraint, drawing the guard’s attention at just the wrong time. She had the letters, the letters in which she had foolishly put the formula on paper. The formula that would change the world, change it in ways no one could predict.
Not that she cared, for Bart was dead. Bart, a lover as tender and potent as he was married. Married against his will, to Emily, a bride chosen by the Party. A bride who probably had something to do with the mysterious accident that killed Bart, killed him in a most painful fashion, and now he was dead.
But now she had the letters. Trisha only had to escape the train station, find an empty alley with an empty oil drum, set a fire within it, and consign the letters to the flames within. Before Bart’s wife, Emily, a Party operative, found her and extinguished her passion with a bullet and her letters with a bucket of water.
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Sewers of Passion
They found love, and a river of poop, 12 feet below Quackenbush Lane
By Randall Mooseburg
 It started out as a blind date. Who knew that Matt and Kathy would find love, and a river of poop, on the most exciting night of their lives?
“It’s not my fault,” Kathy said. “I told you, stop and ask for directions. But no, you had to just bull your way on through, and now we’re up to our necks in poop with some sewer mutant shooting at us.”
“That’s no mutant,” Matt said. “That’s the angry guy from the gas station. You told him his wife had cellulite on her chubby thighs.”
“Well, she did. It’s not my fault she wore high-cut jorts in public.”
“Are you always this way?”
“What way? I tell the truth. You can’t handle the truth, then you can’t handle me. It’s not my fault.”
“I’ll show you what I can handle,” Matt said, taking Kathy into his arms. “It’s not your fault. You just need a real man.”
“We’re in a sewer. There are clumps of poop on my favorite yellow dress. Kiss me, before the mutant kills us both.”
“I told you, it’s not a mutant,” he said, then shut her mouth the only way he knew how, as more gunshots rang out.
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Beyond A Very Far Star
Not the Farthest Star, But A Pretty Long Way Away
By Arden Bumblekite
 It should have been the trip of a lifetime: a deep-space cruise past Antares and the Horsehead Nebula, on the luxurious starliner Odyssey II. Lynda had saved for years, dreaming of the views she would see, the aliens she would meet. She had never imagined that it would be a human who captured her gaze, and her heart.
The sounds of explosions came from far away, but not nearly far enough. They were inside the ship, and now the alarms went off. Then suddenly, with a whoosh of air, the outer wall of Lynda’s cabin disintegrated and she was flung into space itself.
The force of the air rushing out of the ship’s fractured hull blew off most of her dress, but fortunately not her arms or legs. She drifted through space, with a view of the stars that surpassed even that of the Odyssey II’s observation lounge.
And there he was. Ronald, the man who had gazed at her only hours ago across the breakfast buffet. She reached out her hand, saw him extend his own, and as she made to finally speak to her object of desire, she realized: In space, no one can hear you flirt.
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• For you dopes and babies, here’s a game of peace.
• There are elephants in this game.
• Here are some alternative games.
• Here’s another stupid game of peace.
• Now here’s a book for red-blooded Americans.
• You can also order Games on Demand.
• This game’s all about a very great and important battle.
• This game didn’t age well.
• And here’s history the way it should be written.
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